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As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. But, in reality, little flirt is not so bad. When he opens it, a genie appears and thanks the guy for letting him out. Scientists have revealed Scientists have revealed that beer containes small traces of female hormones.

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Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? Groucho Marx Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Hey, didn't we go to different schools?

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Frank Lloyd Wright I have not failed. I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. Albert Einstein Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. You light up my world. Funny quotes from familiar comedians that'll make you laugh out loud.

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